What is racism?
When the white iphone costs more than the black

That moment when your computer freezes
Leaving your house and then realising half way on the road, you left something important at home

I want to go homeeeeee

What did the letter O say to Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out.


Exams
Before the exam:

“Oh yes, I can do this.”
When you get the exam and look through it:

5 minutes in:

Waiting for a download to complete..

30%

50%

70%

90%

99%

”There was an error with your download”

When you hear something about somebody and you can’t ever look at them the same